Top 10 things a father will never say

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10.You don't want your spinach? Throw it away.
9.Honey, I'll change that diaper.
8.Ok son, you can have a nose ring.
7.Sure kids, you can stay out as late as you want.
6.Your room is fine, you don't have to clean it.
5.It's ok son, I'll clean the garage by myself.
4.You can do your homework some other time.
3.Here, you take the remote.
2.You can borrow my car & here's 20 bucks for gas.
1.Turn up your music, it really calms my nerves.